You didn't think there could possibly be more, did you? Well you were wrong. It's our second year in this house and that means that we've learned a whole pile of new things. From a deep set desire to imitate the Spice Girls to discovering whether or not Charlie will "live or die", it's been an interesting year. I know you are anxiously awaiting to see what we learn next year, but for now, here is the latest list of....

Things Learned 1997-98

1. We never learn anything from positive experiences - only stupid ones
2. We're over 20 years old, and if we want to leave a lame-ass Deline Disco BBQ, then damn it, we're going to!
3. Driving in a scenic tourist spot is no time for rubber-necking
4. Life is governed by a series of non-numeric ratios & factors, as determined by us.
5. All insanity can be explained away with Crack.
6. Must slow down brain-to-mouth connection!
7. F%*#ed-up heads are something only housemates can understand.
8. There may not be love - not even sex - by GAWD, there will be DAANCING!
9. Breaking the house is acceptable ONLY when gingerbread is involved.
10. Kisses hung from candy-canes DO NOT look like lamps.
11. When you love something, walking away is not an option.
12. Plastic shoe racks are more dangerous than revolving doors (especially when you trip over then with the grace of a 3-legged dog)
13. When forced from your home by a natural disaster, always remember to take you Bonsai Tree.
14. A deep fryer is deep......and it fries.
15. Never walk around the house with your pudding...it stains the ceiling.
16. Food doesn't have to be hot, cold, or even slippery for Marnie to drop it. (it just has to be messy).

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