For our final year, Michelle, Karen, Chris and Sara decided to take a true Reading Week vacation to the happiest place on Earth....in one week, we've learned more than we have all year, so here is a list of just some of the:
Things Learned in Disney World
John was right when he said it would get better.
It's the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room.
All Star Movies has better food than All Star Music.
Disney people actually give out free stuff - Tyrone the Genie's bodyguard gave us his pen.
Even dressed up characters can flirt.
Boys who talk to you outside McDonald's are just trying to pick up.
In Tomorrowland, the garbage will talk...his name is Push and those are his brother's, they just stand around all day.
Remember the magic....thank you Kodak.
Epcot is composed of one giant corporate logo.
The girl who was left behind made it after all...always carry picture ID.
EPCOT:
Employee Polyester Costumes Of Torture
Every Pocket Comes Out Thinner
Every Parent Carries Out Toddlers
Every Paycheque Comes On Thursdays
Every Person Comes Out Tired
Travelling through the body is a very turbulent ride.
Dinosaurs scare us.
Animal Kingdom doesn't suck after all.
Disney works in circles, except for MGM.
Disney needs longer loops of soundtracks.
You can get picked on even when you're not wearing ears...who knew?
Be careful of those theiving characters...Goofy tried to steal Sara's Goofy knapsack.
The people at Disney think that Michelle is really an 18 year old boy.
You have to take the bus from hell to get to Typhoon Lagoon.
According to Eddie the lifeguard, green nailpolish doesn't go with a purple bikini.
When surfing the waves, beware of the bulletman.
The Orlando airport is the most confusing system in the World.
The voice of Disney is actually the voice of Orlando.